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Van Boy

by Hair Jordan

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1.
Zone 02:36
2.
Good Things 03:00
3.
I'm Fine 02:59
After a hiatus from the music world Hair Jordan is back and dives into some of his experiences which have led him to waste opportunities and come to realize that anyone can still do this alone. lyrics Let's talk about it now I finally got something to say; I been poppin' bottles drinking problem in L.A. Spent a lot of time thinking 'bout the choice I made jumped the gun a little bit it wasn't time to celebrate. Didn't make it I guess I just couldn't take it Sabotage myself and make a mockery of my creation I just hate it but I take it this is why they say it's complicated when you go from sleeping on a park bench to eating from the silver plate and I'm not sure if this is making any sense let me explain: My situation changed but my brain stayed the same. No flex, got a check - internet was paying so I moved to California. Katy Perry, fuck you - California girls are not worth dating. And I don't mean anyone specific I'm not naming names, I mean everyone that uses people just to get to fame. I'm not hating I'm just saying that nobody's genuine and if you do exist we've never met, so this is my opinion: Fuck the haters Fuck the trends Fuck the game Where my friends? I'm alone Won't pretend You ask me how I'm doing but I already said I'm fine I'm fine Let me live my life My life I been getting mine Working overtime I don't even mind These things take time I'm gonna die alone But I own my soul Can't take my throne Cuz I made my own I'm just getting started here's your warning I'm out hunting prey But I'm not starving I'm gonna live until 108 dropping albums 'til the day I drop in my grave Leave my dentures on the nightstand my hits on replay. Why you acting so surprised? Can't you see it in my eyes? I'm the type of guy to be a corpse that refuse to die. What you think I'm gonna quit? Just because I been through shit? I could fail a million times and still never get sick of this. Didn't have a shot to take except the ones that I create That's why I'm filling up my plate Cuz I earn every bite I take Fuck the fates. I don't fake my convictions Life is just a game to you but I am not bull shittin' This is "Bulls Business" and you can call me Pippen; the most underpaid Hall of Fame player and Karma's bitching. Maybe life's a prison where escaping's my initiation I can handle anything I see it's just a situation. Fuck the haters Fuck the trends Fuck the game Where my friends? I'm alone Won't pretend You ask me how I'm doing but I already said I'm fine I'm fine Let me live my life My life I been getting mine Working overtime I don't even mind These things take time I'm gonna die alone But I own my soul Can't take my throne Cuz I made my own
4.
Dumb 02:41
Hey Hi, my name is Chris. I'm not diagnosed but yes I know; I'm an idiot I'm not good at much but I'm really really really good at talking shit I'll talk my way into a fight to see if I can talk back out of it Got no off switch, I don't know when to stop it Blah Blah Blah just like that kid who'd never pass the Bop-It *Pass it* NO I DON'T WANNA PASS IT! Rocking real stockings Dog's red rocket Grew up on the farm all the animals fuckin' STOP IT! Don't you know when to stop talking? NO! Actually I don't, 'cuz I'm really that Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb! Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Hey...uh I'm not sure if anyone can relate to what I'm 'bout to say but I just hate when everyone has to play a game that tests the game 'cuz I'm stupid; didn't wanna do this but I'm looped in Trivial Pursuit with a bunch of Baccalaureates they're smart as shit I won't give in 'cuz I can get under their skin that's how I take another win, ey! They pass the class and I'm passing out Don't know the past but I'm living now I make history like Bonaparte Don't lecture me I make smart remarks Still doesn't mean you're smart Yeah I know I'm Dumb! Hahaha! Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb! Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Maybe there's a parallele universe out there where Hair Jordan gives a fuck But it ain't here! Maybe one day I can wake on the other side Trade in my body get a new one to test drive Can you do that? Dude I don't know I am so confused My eye droops I don't sleep at night My IQ's like 2 or 9 (I forget) Lost my suitcase I'm Samsonite That's it Lost my tooth and it made me cry Dude you knocked out my tooth! My anxiety says "hello" Oh what's up? And it's finally acceptible Um, 6 feet please! for society to leave me alone I'M SORRY I'M INTROVERTED OKAY!? I don't need a reason I just love being home I'm a doofus but I'm not completely useless Tik Tok plays my music and they pay me when you use it Wait, this guy's got money? Yeah, ain't that stupid? But hey it's a check and like you said... uh... I actually don't remember anything you said have I been talking this whole time? Sorry about that... Why didn't you tell me to shut up or something? I'm gonna go now... Cuz I'm dumb! Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb! Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
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This album was started and partially recorded while living in a mini-van while creating a van life web series of vlogs while travelling to Los Angeles, CA by Hair Jordan

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released March 5, 2021

Hair Jordan - Producer
MTC BEATZ - Producer
Tantu Beats - Producer

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Hair Jordan Phoenix, Arizona

Hair Jordan is an American music artist and internet person. After many years of failed attempts in the music industry he finally found some success on YouTube and has been continuing to balance video creation with making music.

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